This is my first post.
Sadly I don't think it will be epic by any measure, actually it is less than pathetic. I don't even know what to write. Such is life.
The world is your oyster, so they say. Sometimes that oyster seems to have turned for the worst. Such is life.
I don't even like oysters. Raw oysters taste like you are eating someone elses phlegum. GROSS.
Although fried oysters, if done properly are little bites of heave. Literally.
But done bad, like most things done bad in life, they are horrible. At first it may not seem so bad, but by the end of it, the bad taste lingers in your memory for quite a while, a lifetime even.
Such is life. Should have named this blog that.